Monday, May 12, 2014
If you ask mom for a sippy...
A mother's day tale I wrote after my mother's day...
There should be a story written about moms similar to "If you give a mouse a cookie". If you ask mom for a sippy, she's going realize its close to bedtime and should probably change the kid first. While she's changing him, she realizes he needs a bath. So on to the bath! While giving the bath she's going to decide in that moment to clean the bathroom! Why not? Kid is having fun playing. Mom...ents later bathroom is sparkling, kid is bathed. As she took the kid out, however, she noticed the mat is due for wash, so she just throws it in the washer. After the bath is done and the kid is in PJ's and back in the living room, she's going to realize said kid made a big crumb mess in the living room so she's going give a quick vacuum. Then mom remembers, "sippy!" But she's going to have to clean it because all other sippy's have been used. While she's in the kitchen, she's going to hear the washer stop (because its in the kitchen) and go get the bathtub mat she threw in there. So she takes the tub mat back to the bathroom where she notices that the tub needs to be washed too! So...
You get the idea. If any mom ever has the time and energy to write the book, just give me some credit. Chances are... no mom will ever have that time or energy though. Here's to all the mom's who work hard and are the best multi-taskers. May you remember to give your kid the sippy they asked for 2 hours ago.
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